Now I'm taking your head and putting it inside the gas tank.
Now Take a deep breath and tell me what you smell.
I don't smell nothing Dad.
Right !!! because there's NO GAS IN THE CAR!!.
You know what's so strange about this? In real life, Bill Cosby didn't really have many words to say about his father, who was pretty absent for most of his childhood and teenage years. If this didn't exactly happen, Bill has a great imagination!
My favorite part is "Now some boys borrow their father's car, Junior, and leave just enough gas in it so when the father gets in, he starts the car and runs out of gas starting it up. That's how dumb some boys think their fathers are. You think I'm so dumb that I'm going to get in this car, close the door and say 'Oh, my goodness, I ran out of gas closing the door!' LOL!!! Pure comedy gold!!!
the needle fell outside
@fall98 It's impossible not too!
dont cry, cause ur mother aint coming
Dont start crying now cause i'm gone knock you out anyway... Aint no fumes in it or nothing!!! I got in the car and turned the key and the neddle fell outside. Don't cry cause ya mama aint coming!!!!! (LOL)
This is to funny.
Classic, Ladies and Gents, Classic. Now, tell me, and don't lie, say that you didn't do this yourself.
5:15 to end "You put gas IN THE TANK, then you put some in the carburetor, then you get in front of the car 'cause I'm going to run over you."
You think I'm SO DUMB, that I would get in this car, close the door, and say "oh my goodness, I ran out of gas closing the door." Hilarious.
Don't cry!
I had to pull over on a recent road trip because I was laughing so hard
50-cent worth of gas? wth?!?
Hillarious!
No the table. You´ve seen me walk in here and you´ve seen me do like this. Yes, i´m talking to you egghead, get outside.
When you get back, I want you to put gas in the tank, and put some in the carburetor, and then get in front of the car, cause I'm gonna run over you!
I heard this for the first time on an 8-hour drive home yesterday on XM radio and nearly cried laughing so hard. I nad to hold my laughs in the office right now.
Bill Cosby is a legend!
HOW did you get this car in this spot, AI'NT NO GAS IN THE CAR?!?!?!
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I opened the door, turned the key, AND THE NEEDLE FELL OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Now put some gas into the tank, then into the carborator then get in front of the car cause im gonna over you. lol!!
I love Bill Cosby he is so funny.
omg! i love bill cosby's dadd
This is comedy from when the world was sane. We need to put things like this in a time capsule for future generations...seriously.
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Thanks rollboy
Thanks Lundarigirl
if you go to laugh dott com you can buy it there. Its under 'new wave comedians' 'bill cosby'
Now I'm taking your head and putting it inside the gas tank.
Now Take a deep breath and tell me what you smell.
I don't smell nothing Dad.
Right !!! because there's NO GAS IN THE CAR!!.
You know what's so strange about this? In real life, Bill Cosby didn't really have many words to say about his father, who was pretty absent for most of his childhood and teenage years. If this didn't exactly happen, Bill has a great imagination!
My favorite part is "Now some boys borrow their father's car, Junior, and leave just enough gas in it so when the father gets in, he starts the car and runs out of gas starting it up. That's how dumb some boys think their fathers are. You think I'm so dumb that I'm going to get in this car, close the door and say 'Oh, my goodness, I ran out of gas closing the door!' LOL!!! Pure comedy gold!!!
the needle fell outside
@fall98 It's impossible not too!
dont cry, cause ur mother aint coming
Dont start crying now cause i'm gone knock you out anyway... Aint no fumes in it or nothing!!! I got in the car and turned the key and the neddle fell outside. Don't cry cause ya mama aint coming!!!!! (LOL)
This is to funny.
Classic, Ladies and Gents, Classic. Now, tell me, and don't lie, say that you didn't do this yourself.
5:15 to end "You put gas IN THE TANK, then you put some in the carburetor, then you get in front of the car 'cause I'm going to run over you."
You think I'm SO DUMB, that I would get in this car, close the door, and say "oh my goodness, I ran out of gas closing the door." Hilarious.
Don't cry!
I had to pull over on a recent road trip because I was laughing so hard
50-cent worth of gas? wth?!?
Hillarious!
No the table. You´ve seen me walk in here and you´ve seen me do like this. Yes, i´m talking to you egghead, get outside.
When you get back, I want you to put gas in the tank, and put some in the carburetor, and then get in front of the car, cause I'm gonna run over you!
I heard this for the first time on an 8-hour drive home yesterday on XM radio and nearly cried laughing so hard. I nad to hold my laughs in the office right now.
Bill Cosby is a legend!
HOW did you get this car in this spot, AI'NT NO GAS IN THE CAR?!?!?!
--
I opened the door, turned the key, AND THE NEEDLE FELL OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Now put some gas into the tank, then into the carborator then get in front of the car cause im gonna over you. lol!!
I love Bill Cosby he is so funny.
omg! i love bill cosby's dadd
This is comedy from when the world was sane. We need to put things like this in a time capsule for future generations...seriously.
true
Thanks rollboy
Thanks Lundarigirl
if you go to laugh dott com you can buy it there. Its under 'new wave comedians' 'bill cosby'